So it's media days for the Mountain West Conference football teams. This is the official start to the discussion and speculation and hype about the upcoming season. Teams have now revealed their official season slogans. Utah's is "Tailgates and Touchdowns." Nice - very solid, traditional football slogan that seems to have been thought up by an assistant coach at the last minute. That is how it should be.
But BYU-Provo didn't get that memo. The ad committee down south has been wowing us with slogans dealing with either some return to glory or with some gospel principle. We decided to have a contest to help them choose this year's slogan.
Here are the entries submitted by Dave, Tom, Josh, and I. Feel free to submit your own suggestion in the comments or to vote on a winner:
In the tradition vein:
1) "Byu-Provo Football - proudly dancing the Haka since 2006"
2) "Byu-Provo Football - just like "Remember the Titans" only without the good coaches, black people, pretty girls, and championships but with all the dancing and gay stuff"
3) "Byu-Provo - the world's whitest Haka"
4) "Byu-Provo - if we had a black player, we'd do a step show"
5) "Byu-Provo - the highest of standards*"
*Honor code will not actually be enforced against student athletes
6) "Byu-Provo - crybaby free since 2006"
7) "Byu-provo - Hottest ticket in town, except for tickets to Trafalgar. But when Trafalgar is closed--which is often--come catch a game!"
8) "Byu-provo football - No running game, pretty receivers, and holding penalties. You betcha!"
Ok, so those were mostly poking fun at Provo's quirks. But these last few entries are surprisingly close to the actual slogans of the past. For each, imagine a backdrop of today's football stars looking valiant and true superimposed over a shadowy watermark of past football heroes (you know, like Robbie Boscoe). At the bottom is a quote:
9) "And they were all young men, and they were exceedingly valiant for courage, and also for strength and activity; but behold, this was not all--they were men destined to win football games." Byu-Provo Football 2007.
10) "Byu-Provo 2007 - a chosen generation"
11) "Byu-Provo - the trump of God. Rise and Shout"
and finally,
12) "Byu-Provo: We're the good Mormons."